There were these two friends, Bill and Bob, and they both loved baseball. So, they made a promise to each other, the first one to die, will come back and let the other know if there’s baseball in heaven. Well, the day comes and Bob passes. Weeks turn to months while Bill is still waiting to hear from his friend.

Then one day, Bill is walking down the street, and Bob appears. Bill all excited says: "I’ve been waiting forever! So tell me, is there or isn’t there Baseball in heaven?" Bob kinda perks up and says: "I’ve got good news and bad news." "1st, there is Baseball in heaven! The bad news is you’re pitching Friday!"